Cruelly funny and very talented artist "14" of Gallery of the Absurd offers a more appropriate name and ad campaign for Sarah Jessica Parker's new fragrance.
Although SJP is a very likable person and I have nothing against her, I have to agree that she is a bit...er...horse-faced. I thought that back in her Square Pegs days, and I still do. Not that she's the only unfortunate-looking woman in Hollywood, but one of few who came by those looks naturally. Others are usually victims of plastic surgeons. (Hi, Terri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan! And if you don't think the latter has had extensive surgery, check out this pic of her in her young days and tell me if there's any resemblance left. She's the one in the bikini top. The other flaxen-haired lass is actually Leif Garrett, presumably before his hellish decent into lifelong drug abuse.)
Not that any of this has anything to do with SJP's fragrance Covet. I gave it a try at a department store not long after it came out and I was completely underwhelmed. It smelled exactly like Johnson's Baby Lotion on my skin, and it lingered for entirely too long. A big disappointment after Lovely, which lived up to its name.